Carl spent his spare time tonight rearranging the kitchen to get the microwave away from the sink. I was initially opposed, although mostly because I am lazy and it seemed like a lot of work. Also I was skeptical about the fruit basket placement, but what do I know?
Carl is the master of BS. He said it would look awesome. He said I would like it. He said it would “liven up our marriage.”
And you know what, it DOES look awesome, and I do like it.
No word yet on the marriage, though.